Who's been married the longest and what's the secret?

chabal said:
nimrod said:
secrets of long happy marriage;

treat her with respect

tell her you love her every day

tell her she's your best friend and soul mate

dont get fat

suggest she buys new shoes etc on a regular basis

buy her flowers unexpectedly

take her out for dinner at least once a month (just the 2 of you)

dont get predictable & boring

I see the Australian macho culture has passed you by.

It's OK, he learnt from his first marriage.........:)
 
ColinBellsjockstrap said:
chabal said:
nimrod said:
secrets of long happy marriage;

treat her with respect

tell her you love her every day

tell her she's your best friend and soul mate

dont get fat

suggest she buys new shoes etc on a regular basis

buy her flowers unexpectedly

take her out for dinner at least once a month (just the 2 of you)

dont get predictable & boring

I see the Australian macho culture has passed you by.

It's OK, he learnt from his first marriage.........:)
Treated you like shit eh?
 
Corky's Landlady said:
A big cock,and maybe put up flat pack furniture.

But a big cock.
No wonder ginge was dumped rapido.
 
Corky's Landlady said:
dronefromsector7g said:
Corky's Landlady said:
A big cock,and maybe put up flat pack furniture.

But a big cock.
No wonder ginge was dumped rapido.


No he is a big cock.

Anyway, i've heard the you're king dick around here these days?

Fight fight fight fight fight fight :)
 
Corky's Landlady said:
dronefromsector7g said:
Corky's Landlady said:
A big cock,and maybe put up flat pack furniture.

But a big cock.
No wonder ginge was dumped rapido.


No he is a big cock.

Anyway, i've heard the you're king dick around here these days?
No I just am a dick around here.
 

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