Who's been married the longest and what's the secret?

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The secret of staying married for 35 years? Never wanting a divorce at the same time! One couple's very honest confession...

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[dronefromsector7g]

a weekend with drone

smashing! where do I turn up?...

his place and dont forget the gel

No need, it's a well trodden path.

 

[DelToro]

secrets of long happy marriage;

treat her with respect

tell her you love her every day

tell her she's your best friend and soul mate

dont get fat

suggest she buys new shoes etc on a regular basis

buy her flowers unexpectedly

take her out for dinner at least once a month (just the 2 of you)

dont get predictable & boring

I see the Australian macho culture has passed you by.

 

[Bill Walker]

secrets of long happy marriage;

treat her with respect

tell her you love her every day

tell her she's your best friend and soul mate

dont get fat

suggest she buys new shoes etc on a regular basis

buy her flowers unexpectedly

take her out for dinner at least once a month (just the 2 of you)

dont get predictable & boring

I see the Australian macho culture has passed you by.

Struth mate, Im fair dinkum

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Youve got to work at it and be very disciplined and committed. Friday nights are strictly for girlfriends and Saturday nights are for the wives.

 

[another generation]

Youve got to work at it and be very disciplined and committed. Friday nights are strictly for girlfriends and Saturday nights are for the wives.

Are you a bigamist?

 

[crazyg]

Youve got to work at it and be very disciplined and committed. Friday nights are strictly for girlfriends and Saturday nights are for the wives.

Are you a bigamist?

Or a Mor(m)on.

Best I could manage was a month shy of 35 years. Wasn't anyone's fault - she passed away in my arms.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

secrets of long happy marriage;

treat her with respect

tell her you love her every day

tell her she's your best friend and soul mate

dont get fat

suggest she buys new shoes etc on a regular basis

buy her flowers unexpectedly

take her out for dinner at least once a month (just the 2 of you)

dont get predictable & boring

Do you have to do ALL of those, or will one of them do?

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

Youve got to work at it and be very disciplined and committed. Friday nights are strictly for girlfriends and Saturday nights are for the wives.

Are you a bigamist?

Or a Mor(m)on.

Best I could manage was a month shy of 35 years. Wasn't anyone's fault - she passed away in my arms.

Bloody hell mate, that's tough. I am so sorry for your loss. It's my 35th in two weeks time and I don't think I could bear it if this happened to me.

 

[Stoned Rose]

There's a difference?

you'll find out.....

Mrs C is menopausal at present.

She's moody, impatient, illogical, forgetful, inconsistent and prone to murderous rages.

And everything is my fault.

Like I said, what's the difference?

She's moody, impatient, illogical, forgetful, inconsistent and prone to murderous rages

Isn't that how they all roll?