Why can`t we win 0-13 like Ajax

[hertsblue]

They could give us 13 open goals and i reckon we will draw 1-1

 

[oakiecokie]

How many times while Pep has been here, as our % shot ratio for shots on target been over the 50% mark.

I could count it on one hand . I would have thought that Pep would have them practice this part of their game. This doesn't seem to be the case. Most of the time we seem to need about 5 shots at goal before we have one on target.

For me our biggest problem is trying to walk the bloody ball into the net with too much emphasis on tippy tappy instead of having a fucking wallop at goal from distance.

 

[jimharri]

Give me 13 1-0 wins any time in preference.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

For me our biggest problem is trying to walk the bloody ball into the net with too much emphasis on tippy tappy instead of having a fucking wallop at goal from distance.

It does sometimes look like we make one pass / take one touch too many. Is it a tactics or a confidence issue?

 

[cleavers]

Give me 13 1-0 wins any time in preference.

My German mate texted me something similar on Saturday

"I'd rather lose 1 game 13-0, than 13 games 1-0".

 

[cleavers]

For me our biggest problem is trying to walk the bloody ball into the net with too much emphasis on tippy tappy instead of having a fucking wallop at goal from distance.

We do shoot from distance, but it's usually the wrong player that does (Vinny excepted).

 

[jimharri]

My German mate texted me something similar on Saturday

"I'd rather lose 1 game 13-0, than 13 games 1-0".

You have a German mate? Ewww. Unless, of course, they're a doppelganger (see what I did there, eh?) for Heidi Klum.

 

[cleavers]

You have a German mate?

Yeah he's a blue.

 

[stonerblue]

Have you ever been to Amsterdam @oakiecokie ?