Gaylord du Bois
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Your ovulating.
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why did i faint?
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jacko8684 said:haha ill always go to the bog now as sheik mansour! might be difficult in the boozer though?bobmcfc said:jacko8684 said:thanks for all the advice... i had been chilling on the couch all day really, watching films and on my ps3. i was falling asleep and thought id better get to bed. and i had indulged in a little herb based produce....i nearly went back downstairs for a biscuit when i came round, but thought id better not incase i fell down em! so in future im gonna crawl up the stairs and not sprint!! it was surreal though, waking up face down with piss all over me... i fainted mid piss!!!
i bet its the norm for some of you lot!!!haha
ive been busy washing myself, the clothes and bedding today!
sit down while peeing and wrap a towel round your head in future
the towel will stop you banging your head and soak up the piss while your unconcious
2 for 1 special
jacko8684
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no not according to my calender<br /><br />-- Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:59 pm --<br /><br />Gaylord du Bois said:Your ovulating.
win winbobmcfc said:jacko8684 said:haha ill always go to the bog now as sheik mansour! might be difficult in the boozer though?bobmcfc said:sit down while peeing and wrap a towel round your head in future
the towel will stop you banging your head and soak up the piss while your unconcious
2 for 1 special
daveduke67
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It'll be the menopause. Always does that to me when I get it.
Or I go light headed when I get an erection - hardly surprising when you consider the whopper that needs to be filled up.
Or I go light headed when I get an erection - hardly surprising when you consider the whopper that needs to be filled up.
jacko8684
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daveduke67 said:It'll be the menopause. Always does that to me when I get it.
Or I go light headed when I get an erection - hardly surprising when you consider the whopper that needs to be filled up.
are you waiting for your alarm clock or do you want me to wake you?
dreamer!
ive fainted after sex actually, the lady in question had a very big head for a day or 2 untill i reminded her how it usually goes down!!!!!
Plato
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Possible symptoms of narcolepsy?
daveduke67
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jacko8684 said:daveduke67 said:It'll be the menopause. Always does that to me when I get it.
Or I go light headed when I get an erection - hardly surprising when you consider the whopper that needs to be filled up.
are you waiting for your alarm clock or do you want me to wake you?
dreamer!
ive fainted after sex actually, the lady in question had a very big head for a day or 2 untill i reminded her how it usually goes down!!!!!
Eh?
Was it Frances Sidebottom?
stonerblue
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I have fainted once in 47 years and that was through severe pain.
If you're a youngster i'd get to the doctors.
If you're a youngster i'd get to the doctors.
mammutly
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bobmcfc said:you may have Micturition Syncope
Micturition (or post-micturition) syncope is fainting during or, more commonly, immediately after urination due to a severe drop in blood pressure. Micturition syncope is most common in older men and usually occurs at night after a deep sleep.
Drugs, alcohol or vasovagal are all more likely
andymorrison
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maybe you caught a glimpse of yr tiny willy whilst taking a piss, you forgot how small it was and subsequently fainted