Why do some farts reek and others dont?

[morleyswife]

Classy I know!

Had more than a yard yesterday. Cant smell fuck all

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

and some say the Cellar's going downhill.

 

[samharris]

Classy I know!

Had more than a yard yesterday. Cant smell fuck all

wearing the same pants for weeks has sommat to do with the filtration process..

 

[morleyswife]

I farted in the middle of the night. The mrs felt the tremor and woke up. I said after smelling that I had a bad dream. No smell!

 

[morleyswife]

I farted in the middle of the night. The mrs felt the tremor and woke up. I said after the earthquake i had a bad dream. No smell!

 

[stony]

A proper science thread, I love these.

Awaits Damocles with baited breath and held nose.

 

[morleyswife]

A proper science thread, I love these.

Awaits Damocles with baited breath and held nose.

If we didnt ask these fundamental questions

 

[samharris]

A proper science thread, I love these.

Awaits Damocles with baited breath and held nose.

If we didnt ask these fundamental questions

An 8 ft long pole with a hook on the end is the best thing for smelly farts!!

 

[Damocles]

Classy I know!

Had more than a yard yesterday. Cant smell fuck all

It's to do with your diet. I seem to think that it's Hydrogen Sulphide that gives you the farts that smell like your arse should be sealed in concrete and dumped in the North Sea, as it's the same thing that creates the bad egg smells.

Interestingly, your farts smell worse in hotter climates as the smell diffuses through the air to your nostrils better. Same thing in the bath.

 

[wayne71]

For some reason I misread farts for fans.