Why do you United fans call us....

[Bluemoonbaldboy]

They've got a silly flag about us in their ground for all the Irish/Welsh/Jap/Maltese/Cockney/Cornish ultras to take pictures of. 90% of their songs are about us. But in the irony free zone that is the borough of Trafford, WE are the bitter ones

What he said ^^

Quite possibly one of the most accurate posts ever.

Agreed in my short time on this forum this is the best post I have read

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

“You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.”

I'm picking off the above examples from OT:

Our neighbour's house - who'd want The Swamp?
Our neighbour's donkey - Ferguson couldn't give Rio away these days.
Anything that is our neighbour's? What exactly would we want?