Why use peaches not nectarines

[BlueMoonRisin’]

An interesting and important subject. I enjoy both tremendously when they are both at their peak. I can easily polish off a couple of punnets, giving not a single fuck, nobody else had one. The way I look at it. They were sitting there. I chose to eat them. You chose to watch me eat them, then give me it tight for doing the thing you wanted me to do, so you could moan like a right ****, about me being a right ****.

Funnily enough, if I forget about them and they go off, I get the blame too. Why didn’t you eat them? They cost money. Oh really? I thought you got them for fuck all.

This works for both variations of the subject matter.

Anybody else got, can’t win scenarios they’d like to share? No? Oh alright then,

A couple of punnets? Give over you lying ****. You eat a packet of fruit pastilles and think you've had your 5 a day.

 

[Magicpole]

A couple of punnets? Give over you lying ****. You eat a packet of fruit pastilles and think you've had your 5 a day.

Shhhhhhh you grassing ****,

 

[Magicpole]

The ripen at home ones are a bugger for that

At last, someone intelligent enough to conceptualise the issue. Unlike most of the fucking idiots on here.

Yes, ripen at home. The world’s gone mad.

 

[Magicpole]

A couple of punnets? Give over you lying ****. You eat a packet of fruit pastilles and think you've had your 5 a day.

How many BlueMoonRisin’s are there on the interweb? I noticed the same handle used by a few people. I’m sure there’s a video of a Blue up in Glasgow for the CL game who was also called that. What’s the story you multi personality bellend?

 

[Blue Mist]

A couple of punnets? Give over you lying ****. You eat a packet of fruit pastilles and think you've had your 5 a day.

Of course they have fruit up there.
Deep fried apples are the working mans staple whereas the posh people (English landowners) have deep fried Passion fruit.

 

[Magicpole]

Of course they have fruit up there.
Deep fried apples are the working mans staple whereas the posh people (English landowners) have deep fried Passion fruit.

Watch it you.

 

[Magicpole]

Of course they have fruit up there.
Deep fried apples are the working mans staple whereas the posh people (English landowners) have deep fried Passion fruit.

And we use apples for cider. Even my cat knows that.