Will Smith slaps Chris Rock at the Oscars

[MellowJoe]

Not a great joke by Rock, how old does he think he is? 57 or somethin?
And Will.. he's 53 for goodness sake. His slapping-a-guy-in-the-face days should've ended long ago

 

[Magicpole]

Take the piss out of someones wife and thats the risk you take. Across the board any man would protect his wife. Surely? I would have thgouth "dont take the piss out of someones wife" would be the message rather than "Dont hit someone whos taken the piss out of your wife in front of the a global audience."

Took guts, well done him and any man that protects his wifes dignity

Yes, but you would wait until you were backstage and take it from there. That was fucking awful. And the boak inducing speech topped even the slap. Still he lives in a country that thinks the devil is real,big time, so does what they all do, blame him when they are cunts. Smith just won the highest accolade then ended his career and status. He lost it all by making a show rather than backstage making a point.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

laughing at a joke when the spotlights on you can just be a natural reaction before you process the implications of the joke

Or until you realise your wife has a fucking rolodex of Jaden's young mates just waiting at home.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Yes, but you would wait until you were backstage and take it from there. That was fucking awful. And the boak inducing speech topped even the slap. Still he lives in a country that thinks the devil is real,big time, so does what they all do, blame him when they are cunts. Smith just won the highest accolade then ended his career and status. He lost it all by making a show rather than backstage making a point.

All spot on other than his career ending. He'll be absolutely fine, keep his Oscar and even in the event that he does get blacklisted for a short while, he'll just carry on making trashy Oscar bait films with his own production company.

 

[Eds]

It's up to Chris Rock to file a report with the police first, which he hasn't done, and probably won't.

Not sure that's the case. Given that we have experts in every field possible on this forum can any legal person confirm what's the situation.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

Not sure that's the case. Given that we have experts in every field possible on this forum can any legal person confirm what's the situation.

The situation is that Will's still getting nothing more than a no-look handy on his birthday.

 

[Kippaxpete]

What do you mean getting?

You're not far behind me Big Joe.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Have they dusted Chris Rock’s face for fresh prints?

 

[Citizen Mike]

I think he should have hit whoever gave an oscar to the day of the dog.

Twenty years ago, the best films won. Now it is just arty bollocks

 

[snorky]

Have they dusted Chris Rock’s face for fresh prints?

Good.
Then I read the jokes thread post :)