Will Smith slaps Chris Rock at the Oscars

[Scottyboi]

Would you rather get slapped or have someone spit in your face?

Slapped all day.

If someone spits in my face I'd jump all over their head.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Can’t believe this is 91 pages!

Blame bennyboy.

 

[Barcon]

Slapped all day.

If someone spits in my face I'd jump all over their head.

When I first moved over here I saw two lads having a scrap. The one lad spit in the palm of his hand and then slapped the other lad cross the face.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

What's Jazzy Jeff said about it all?

 

[Scottyboi]

When I first moved over here I saw two lads having a scrap. The one lad spit in the palm of his hand and then slapped the other lad cross the face.

That's a death sentence in my eyes haha.

 

[Barcon]

That's a death sentence in my eyes haha.

Just happened to be the only other English kid around as well ; )

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What's Jazzy Jeff said about it all?

Girls of the world ain’t nothing but trouble.

 

[Bigga]

Slapped all day.

If someone spits in my face I'd jump all over their head.

For me, whichever man did either would lose a few hours of their life straight after.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Last person to post gets 50 quid

Hmmmm I could simply lock the thread and then claim my £50.
Are you on PayPal?

 

[urban genie]

Hmmmm I could simply lock the thread and then claim my £50.
Are you on PayPal?

Do it.

after posting after this obviously ;-)