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The umpire in the women's match has a voice like Barry White.
I keep waiting for him to break into just the way you are.
The umpire in the women's match has a voice like Barry White.
I keep waiting for him to break into just the way you are.
Thierry Henry also flogging crisps on that ad- I wonder what Wenger would make of that?Cunts never off our screens. Showed him every 10 minutes @ Wimbledon, he’s on an Alipay advert and Walkers Crisps… he’s just a whore.
When he says ‘Love’ I swear it is Barry White.The umpire in the women's match has a voice like Barry White.
I keep waiting for him to break into just the way you are.
Really?3. Because she's probably the best looking tennis player since a young Sharapova!
Really?
He did score in a 1-1 draw. Remember it well, with City fans divided about whether we should celebrate or not...I was at his debut (McIlroy, not your old man!). Coventry away (August '85?). Did he actually score that day, or is my memory fucked?
I suppose it's impossible to prove anyone right (or wrong). Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all. She's pretty, yes. But the best looking since a young Sharapova? Hmm.I'm really no expert in tennis and happy to be proven wrong.
The only ones that really come to mind with my limited knowledge are Azerenka and Bouchard.
Cunts never off our screens. Showed him every 10 minutes @ Wimbledon, he’s on an Alipay advert and Walkers Crisps… he’s just a whore.
I suppose it's impossible to prove anyone right (or wrong). Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all. She's pretty, yes. But the best looking since a young Sharapova? Hmm.
I'm not an avid follower of tennis. As someone else has already said, Anna Ivanovic was a stunner. Ditto Gabriella Sabatini. A quick Google search (for research, you understand?) threw up Fanny (don't!) Stollar, Dayana Yastremska and Yulia Putintseva. There's plenty more out there.Well give us some examples of who you think is better at least.
I'm not an avid follower of tennis. As someone else has already said, Anna Ivanovic was a stunner. Ditto Gabriella Sabatini. A quick Google search (for research, you understand?) threw up Fanny (don't!) Stollar, Dayana Yastremska and Yulia Putintseva. There's plenty more out there.
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I always thought Chris Evert was a stunner back in the seventies.Never heard of any of those three.
I do remember Camila Giorgi but probably only in the sense that I saw her on a list like that!
Oh well, well done for making a list of first round matches to watch.
He wants the knighthood so bad.Like a bad smell, Beckham turns up everywhere. Can't he go and get a job instead of freeloading into every event going ?
I find Emma to be extremely attractive.I suppose it's impossible to prove anyone right (or wrong). Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all. She's pretty, yes. But the best looking since a young Sharapova? Hmm.
I mean, he’s gone to watch a bit of tennis. It’s not really down to him how many times the TV station choose to show him.
I hope you’re not trying to infer he isn’t a ****.
All about selling the brand, the man is a whore of the highest order.Like a bad smell, Beckham turns up everywhere. Can't he go and get a job instead of freeloading into every event going ?
She was playing a 'lucky loser' who lost in the 3rd round of qualifying. She was supposed to be playing the 22nd seed Ekaterina Alexandrova but she withdrew due to illness.Entered as a wildcard due to lack of matches over the last few years due to injuries. Was always going to be drawn against a seeded player. Could've been worse.