Window Cleaner Rules?

jacko74 said:
I always remember my Grandad knocking on the window at the cleaner and shouting to him " I don't live on a boat you know... these windows have got f****n corners!"

I used to be a window cleaner, back in my teenage years. You'll never know just how amusing it was to hear the old porthole joke. We'd hear it 6 or 7 times a day from people who always assumed that we'd never heard it before. How gaily we laughed, at the sheer drollness of it. The witty banter our customers came out with, was always a source of such amusement.
 
MC Sam FC said:
quiet_riot said:
I have a job, so this situation doesn't arise.
Some people do have days off during the week you know?

I work at home 3-4 days a week! Proper!!!

I switch 'Loose Women off and get my laptop out to look like I'm working!
 
A mate of mine's a window cleaner in Ashton, I was giving him a hand after he'd done his knee playing football.
We got to this old blokes house and he offered us a brew,my mate declined just to be polite I said yes,I was half way down the cup when I noticed it was browner than the tea.
I live in Sydney and we don't have window cleaners here,so if anyone fancies setting up a business there's a definite opening here.
 

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