Window Cleaner Rules?

[yeseye]

We had an old irish guy round the moss years ago who used to preach the bible to himself at the top of his voice, i dont think he was a full shilling and come to think of it, i dont recall him being payed. Every second saturday i would wake up with a bad head to find him gawping in at me!

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

I always remember my Grandad knocking on the window at the cleaner and shouting to him " I don't live on a boat you know... these windows have got f****n corners!"

I used to be a window cleaner, back in my teenage years. You'll never know just how amusing it was to hear the old porthole joke. We'd hear it 6 or 7 times a day from people who always assumed that we'd never heard it before. How gaily we laughed, at the sheer drollness of it. The witty banter our customers came out with, was always a source of such amusement.

Reminds me of when I worked in my local Costcutter and whenever you asked a bloke if he wanted a bag, back would come the reply: "No thanks, I've got one at home."

Oh, how I chortled so.