Women are mental

[lee-mcfc]

meh, twats

 

[BlueDean]

crafty bitches.

It serves them well!

What I find funny is that their are elements that are common to all women (just like there ones common to all men I guess) like the one where you ask her when she got that new item of clothing, and she says she has had it for ages in the wardrobe, or the reassurance game "does my bum look big in this" even if it does the right answer is "of course not"

My misses claims to never have anything to wear or no new clothes despite the fact she has two wardrobes and is on first name terms with the courier for asos

Does this dress make me look fat? No, all the cakes you keep shovelling in do

All woman are also constantly on a diet. Always.

 

[pauldominic]

I think mental is over the top, the fact of the matter is women think differently than men, they have to, in order to survive being physically weaker it pays to have a degree of cunning

crafty bitches.

PMSL

No chance for me then ...

 

[talkativesprout]

mines a fuckin belter and i love her to bits.

Id tell her but i cant get a word in edgeways.


SNAKES WITH TITS

 

[pauldominic]

Women have brains and can think.

I have 4 in my life - swambo + 3 daughters.

EDIT: social worker, qualified nurse, activities coordinator in a care home and youngest studying at uni.

-- Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:36 pm --



What?!?!?!?

-- Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:39 pm --



Unfortunately its not funny...

Paul, you need to get used to Off topic humour mate- piss taking is the norm

Well we can always descend into the pit can't we ...

How about racist jokes?

-- Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:25 pm --

Women have brains and can think.

I have 4 in my life - swambo + 3 daughters.

EDIT: social worker, qualified nurse, activities coordinator in a care home and youngest studying at uni.

-- Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:36 pm --



What?!?!?!?

-- Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:39 pm --



Unfortunately its not funny...

I didn't know we got Clarkies on Off Topic??????????

Well certainly I wear Clarks' shoes.

EDIT: C'mon folks lets have some racist jokes ...

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Brilliant, a load of blokes on a football forum having a laugh about the problems they have with women has now been compared to racism.

 

[tueartsboots]

Paul, you need to get used to Off topic humour mate- piss taking is the norm

Well we can always descend into the pit can't we ...

How about racist jokes?

I'm talking banter, you make a comment on here that can be twisted and it will be twisted, peoffrey knows no malicious intent was meant otherwise he would have come back with a childish insult or reported. Knowing peoffrey personally, he'd do neither but may throw a quip back- that's life on off topic. As for racist jokes no. Apart from Irish, Scots or Welsh as they're fair game or closet rags !
We don't take things personally down here, unlike upstairs-well most of the time anyway

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Most of the time it's much easier to just have a wank....

Also, please remember, it's much better to have a good shit than bad sex...

 

[tueartsboots]

Most of the time it's much easier to just have a wank....

Also, please remember, it's much better to have a good shit than bad sex...

I find having a good shit whilst having sex doesn't work either

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Most of the time it's much easier to just have a wank....

Also, please remember, it's much better to have a good shit than bad sex...

I find having a good shit whilst having sex doesn't work either

You want to live a little TB. I've got a glass coffee table that could be useful to you, I've wiped it down with Windolene so there are no stains.