Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot
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tueartsboots said:
You wanna try a Shwank (Shit + Wank) it's what I'd imagine it would be like sucking God's dick.
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Women are mental
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You wanna try a Shwank (Shit + Wank) it's what I'd imagine it would be like sucking God's dick.
gaudinho's stolen car
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Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:tueartsboots said:I find having a good shit whilst having sex doesn't work either
You wanna try a Shwank (Shit + Wank) it's what I'd imagine it would be like sucking God's dick.
What, absolutely awful??
Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot
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gaudinho's stolen car said:Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot said:You wanna try a Shwank (Shit + Wank) it's what I'd imagine it would be like sucking God's dick.
What, absolutely awful??
Well the thing is here mate what ya don't know it that god's knob is actually made out of liquorish and his sperm is a marshmellowy goo.
So a shwank is possibly the best thing ever I suggest you try it next time your on the shitter.
tueartsboots
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and we claim women are mental ! LMFAO at you sick fucks ! Feel sorry for pauldominic reading further into this thread now-he'll be back upstairs thinking they are the normal ones !
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tueartsboots said:and we claim women are mental ! LMFAO at you sick fucks ! Feel sorry for pauldominic reading further into this thread now-he'll be back upstairs thinking they are the normal ones !
Your just on edge cause you haven't had a shwank, go for it treat yourself, you've had a long hard day you deserve some alone time, take at least 20 minutes you don't wanna rush it otherwise it just turns into a catastrophe.
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Slimy snidey sneaky little fuckers who are only good for one thing..............cleaning.
gaudinho's stolen car said:Brilliant, a load of blokes on a football forum having a laugh about the problems they have with women has now been compared to racism.
fascist pig...lol<br /><br />-- Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:01 am --<br /><br />
tueartsboots said:I'm talking banter, you make a comment on here that can be twisted and it will be twisted, peoffrey knows no malicious intent was meant otherwise he would have come back with a childish insult or reported. Knowing peoffrey personally, he'd do neither but may throw a quip back- that's life on off topic. As for racist jokes no. Apart from Irish, Scots or Welsh as they're fair game or closet rags !pauldominic said:Well we can always descend into the pit can't we ...
How about racist jokes?
We don't take things personally down here, unlike upstairs-well most of the time anyway
surely gypsies are fair game...lol
Women are mental
Yes, women are mental which says that they always use their mind while doing things.
But what about you all men? (only those involved with this discussion)
I really don't think you guys are using your mind at all while posting these silly things.
BlueDean
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Bubbles said:Women are mental
Yes, women are mental which says that they always use their mind while doing things.
But what about you all men? (only those involved with this discussion)
I really don't think you guys are using your mind at all while posting these silly things.
Back in the kitchen wench your fancy word play and mind trickery isn't welcome in these parts