Big mals fedora
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Kneeling down on one knee....
Aye, know what you mean. I nearly died of fright when I first saw Bigfoot's feet. Toes like 10 baby cuttlefish, fighting: /
AS IN....
No pal, her toes are defo still wiggling!
She paints her toes in nail varnish and a few years ago she painted her toenails in a two-tone silvery-dark green colour whilst on holiday. As she was lay on the sun lounger waiting for the nail varnish to dry I noticed her toes were shimmering in the sunlight. Reminded me of David Attenborough narrating on Dung Beatles rolling about on the sand dunes of the Sahara desert. Quite an amusing site, well it amused me anyway.
She'd go fuckin' ape if she was reading this so I better stop now but she does have a good SOH, and banter is a two way thing between us. 7 years together now so we must be doing something right : )
Talk about stating the bleedin' obvious : /I know they aren't her toenails more the toes of someone with frostbite !!