Words and phrases you don't hear any more.

[WestGorton]

Bazzin.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Give me 3 rings when you get home.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Here, let me open the door for you, madam.
Would you like this seat?

I’ve offered my seat on the Met twice in recent years. One to an older woman who took offence and said “I’m perfectly capable of standing”.. and the other to another younger woman who looked at me like I asked her if she’d like to suck me off.

I won’t bother again haha

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

But you try telling kids that today.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Brassic lint(skint)

Borracic lint....medical dressing

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I dont suppose, my dear, there is a slight chance you could perform an act of fellatio upon my person. It would be much appreciated and thy shall be well rewarded.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Borracic lint....medical dressing

I can't afford any.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Borracic lint....medical dressing

Boracic lint

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Do I look like I was born yesterday?

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Shit off a shovel.