Words you hate?

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

More horrible phrases and buzz words. Touching base, what does that mean. I prefer touching cloth. Going forward, oh do fuck off.

I enquired about a new car online at some dealership garage and yesterday received an email from a salesman "Hi MES (well he didn't type that) I am touching base with you...." and thats as far as I read before the finger swiped the email into the delete file

 

[eastmanc]

I enquired about a new car online at some dealership garage and yesterday received an email from a salesman "Hi MES (well he didn't type that) I am touching base with you...." and thats as far as I read before the finger swiped the email into the delete file

Well done.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Logistics

Driving down the road and you see a lorry with "Johnson's Logistics" on the side and back.
Fuck off - you are a transport company! Johnson's Transport

 

[Deleted member 77198]

“…be like”

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Ejaculate!
As in “you’ve had too much to drink, calm down or i’ll ejaculate you out of this pub”

 

[beano46]

"going forward"

If I get an email in work with that phrase in it, it gets deleted straightaway regardless as to how important it is or if I've finished reading or not.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Colourway, or even worse colorway

 

[eastmanc]

Why is everything a fucking project now, which is ironic because I used to be a project officer. Shouldn’t ever be used when talking about football clubs.

 

[bluemc1]

Back in the day

 

[bluemc1]

And when people ordering food say “ can I get “