doots
Well-Known Member
Loosing.
Still hurt having to hear itI genuinely did. Honest.
LoLLOL or worse LOLZ
Whether written or spoken. It is stupid. Stop it.
PMSL
I hope you imagined it. If not, move.Did people really say “totes emotion” or am I just imagining that?
Here's your answer. When you feel like a jump take your wife a glass of water and two aspirin.Not tonight, I have a headache
Another good trick is if you're lying in bed and need a glass of water, stick your finger up your bum and then rub it across her top lip. When she jumps up, screaming and runs to the bathroom to wash it off, shout, "bring us back a glass of water would you pleas luv"?Here's your answer. When you feel like a jump take your wife a glass of water and two aspirin.
When she says 'what are these for I haven't got a headache'.................