Words you hate?

Here's your answer. When you feel like a jump take your wife a glass of water and two aspirin.
When she says 'what are these for I haven't got a headache'.................
Another good trick is if you're lying in bed and need a glass of water, stick your finger up your bum and then rub it across her top lip. When she jumps up, screaming and runs to the bathroom to wash it off, shout, "bring us back a glass of water would you pleas luv"?
 

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