Work Christmas Do

[Belly]

They all end in tears

Or the clap

 

[peoffrey]

I've got my eye on one of the cuties who works for one of our magazines (we've began to exchange reasonably personal e-mails now) but I have to be responsible for anything she needs from our department so this could get difficult...

 

[andyhinch]

Open menu and free bar at the bulls head mobberly, sex in the toilets after 6 is mandatory

 

[toby]

Open menu and free bar at the bulls head mobberly, sex in the toilets after 6 is mandatory

How classy !!

We are having a hog roast apparently at college

 

[GStar]

We had ours last week.

I had a college declare her drunken love to me,
Had the boss joining in on rounds of Jagerbombs,
Watched him dance the night away with his former PA,
Had £180 taken out of my wallet by a Hackney cab driver,
Didn't sleep,
Drove into work the next day in no fit state,
Checked out of work by lunch having sat in meetings without registering a single word that was said.

Ate two puddings.

Decent night.

 

[weeman19_89]

Mines next Friday, we usually get a tenner in an envelope to pay for a few drinks but then it gets messy someone ends up fighting and you hear rumours of things happening when you return after the Christmas and New Year break. The usual stuff and normally a good laugh even if you are around people you don't like.

 

[2sheikhs]

We had ours last week.

I had a college declare her drunken love to me,
Had the boss joining in on rounds of Jagerbombs,
Watched him dance the night away with his former PA,
Had £180 taken out of my wallet by a Hackney cab driver,
Didn't sleep,
Drove into work the next day in no fit state,
Checked out of work by lunch having sat in meetings without registering a single word that was said.

Ate two puddings.

Decent night.

Apart from the £180, that sound remarkably similar to mine.

 

[tidyman]

I would rather stick my cock in an angry wasps nest than spend one single second off the clock with any of the twats I laughingly call, my colleagues.

We're not having a do this year, by the way.

 

[Citizen52]

Next Friday at the Midland but I've decided to fuck it off and go to a gig instead. I go to most work things where possible but this time round I'd rather spend the night with proper mates.

 

[shadygiz]

boss has hired a 9 bed house in gloucester from friday to monday.....hot tub in garden.....xmas meal on saturday evening and house stocked with beer ;)