rag - seems to know all the facts, i/e 33 years etc. 19 league wins etc. champions league wins etc. but has never actualy been to old trafford.
arsenal - again talks all the talk about them being the best "footballing" team in england, fabregas being the best midfielder in the world, wenger being the best manager in the world. Yet again has never been to the emirates ( or highbury )
Liverpool - Never been to watch them, goes to watch crewe more than liverpool!
(another) rag - never been to old trafford, used to support newcastle and had a spell of following stoke. Only ever talks about them winning the "clean" sweep. seems to of forgotton they lost to zenit in the super cup!