Work's Christmas do

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

I was looking forward to this thread. Hope it gets better soon as its a right let down. Mum's net shit up to now .

 

[Barcon]

Went to one years ago. It was held at the shop. One of the lads showed up in a suit and go completely shitfaced.
He passed out and was then crown stapled to a 4 x 8" sheet of 3/4" plywood and stood up against the wall.
When the party was over we closed up and fucked off, leaving him like a Jackson Pollock.

 

[pride in battle]

Went to one years ago. It was held at the shop. One of the lads showed up in a suit and go completely shitfaced.
He passed out and was then crown stapled to a 4 x 8" sheet of 3/4" plywood and stood up against the wall.
When the party was over we closed up and fucked off, leaving him like a Jackson Pollock.

Fucking hell :)

 

[Barcon]

 

[Stoned Rose]

Any grown adult using the phrase “it’ll get messy” is a complete and utter fanny.

It’s the sort of thing silly 48 year old Karens say when they’re only going to have 4 wines and be in bed by half 11.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I've done tons of social drinking with workmates over the years which has often got very 'messy' and I generally just can't be arsed anymore.

I'm not really into forced fun social occasions with people I wouldn’t chose to be friends with normally these days.

 

[Barcon]

Any grown adult using the phrase “it’ll get messy” is a complete and utter fanny.

It’s the sort of thing silly 48 year old Karens say when they’re only going to have 4 wines and be in bed by half 11.

That's what the kids call a "cream pie".

 

[Uwe Already]

Went to one last week. Getting old and my hearing is shot, so nice venue but loud music in the “background“ so couldn’t hear most people talking - got beer tokens so necked 4 cocktails and left by 9:30.
Doesn’t help it’s an hours journey by train, busting for a piss by the time I got back! Glad I went, but a bit shit really \o/

 

[Slipper One]

I've done tons of social drinking with workmates over the years which has often got very 'messy' and I generally just can't be arsed anymore.

I'm not really into forced fun social occasions with people I wouldn’t chose to be friends with normally these days.

My tolerance level for this kind of stuff has gone to virtually zero, I'd much rather miss it all than suffer it.

The numbers might be less these days, but at least they are genuine friends or people whose company I enjoy being with.

 

[supercity88]

My old company used to put us all up in a hotel and it was absolute carnage. One lad decided to run across some tables and spear tackle the christmas tree in the lobby taking it down with him. Whoever got themselves far too drunk far too early would end up getting their room sabotaged. The usual drunken affairs would occur, with the same old suspects generally. It was good fun, but luckily my new company do a more civilised party where other halves can come along too. (Should never have left).