Darwin rocks!
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- Thread starter kippaxwarrior
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Darwin rocks!
BimboBob
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andyhinch
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Sounds like you dodged a bullet thereAbout 10 years ago I was working for a law firm and we had our bash at the Town Hall. Quite a lavish black tie do.
Anyway, I ended up absolutely shedded waiting for the night bus from Piccadilly Gardens and somehow missed it. Two older women ended up taking pity on me and we shared a cab back to theirs. Wahey, I thought. Instead it turned out that they actually had taken pity on me and bundled me in another cab back home.
For reasons known only to my drunken self I jumped out at Ashton and walked home from there to Stalybridge. Outside Tameside college I got jumped by some fucking idiot who pulled a knife and went for my face on account of me apparently calling him a dickhead. Whether I did or not is anyone's guess. Anyway, I got up off the deck and he'd fucked off with my wallet. I made it as far as Stamford Park before calling an ambulance as my mouth was pissing blood from a gaping gap on one side. An emergency plastic surgery op later and I looked like the Joker meets Bilbo Baggins.
So in one night I'd gone from a black tie do, to the prospect of a milfy threesome to getting slashed in the face. Not my finest hour at all.
Righto.
I have no idea what you are on about.
Neil Arthur is from Darwin. I missed a trick actually, what I should have said is 'I'm so tall and you're so small'
BimboBob
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Neil Arthur is from Darwin. I missed a trick actually, what I should have said is 'I'm so tall and you're so small'
I thought it was Darwen? Just outside Blackburn.
Bloody hellfire.
I thought it was Darwen? Just outside Blackburn.
Bloody hellfire.
Oh fuck off you hairy footed pedantic ****.
BimboBob
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Oh fuck off you hairy footed pedantic ****.
*waves
Just bought the vinyl version of his remaking of "Happy families". It's rather good.
*waves
Just bought the vinyl version of his remaking of "Happy families". It's rather good.
I was never a huge fan, but I do really like a couple of their songs.
dronefromsector7G
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Could I put my penis in them?Great band.
BimboBob
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Could I put my penis in them?
I know Neil, he's quite tall and grumpy. Give it a go.