Worst individual performance

[Lancet Fluke]

Thats right when Liam Gallagher went over to the pomp fans before kick off giving it the large lol, am sure he had a cig in his mush too..i remember taking my EX EX as it was only her 2nd or 3rd game and she was wetting her pants as Liam was doin his stuff..also am sure Noel and Curly Watts were in the Platt Lane end that day as we were...fuk my memories goin:/

Believe me, if you can remember that much, your memory isn't going! I can barely even remember the first half on Saturday.

 

[balotelli's back pocket]

Gazza bazza against southampton, lost the ball every time then put it past hart. Unbelievable. His only shocking performance in 4 years though.
Dzeko v west ham away last season. Touched the ball about 4 times and lost it every time. Fuckin edin!

 

[supercity88]

I can remember a game Hamann played for City against Sheff Utd. Think Hart made his debut because of injuries. He couldn't even run, it was alarming just how unfit he was.

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Cant believe anyone can put any of our current or more recent players anywhere near this list tbh....
When we have the likes of Ged Taggert, Bob Taylor, McPointyman, Kernaghan, Mills, Jordan and so many others I can't remember them all. All were utterly shit, in a shit side with shit managers. To think some complete buffoons would label Yaya Toure in with any of this tripe staggers me, it truly does. You lot either have amnesia, dimentia, traumatic mental blocks or are all 11 years old! :)

 

[its a Barm]

who was the keeper we had on loan at the swamp when they beat us 5-0 fuckin useless.

 

[Blue Feather]

who was the keeper we had on loan at the swamp when they beat us 5-0 fuckin useless.

Simon Tracey I believe....

 

[Blue Feather]

Also Reading away, 0-3, 1998, Pretty much everyone, but especially Lee Briscoe at left back.

http://bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/history/Matches/Match.aspx?id=4273

Think I've mentioned that one on another thread.....the game that said to me 'we're doomed....' Worst performance I've ever seen and think we played 5 at the back with Bobby Brightwell and Jason Van Blerk as wing-backs......kin clueless !!!!

 

[Aytoun]

Amazing that Kolo the clown is not listed until post 103. Makes " worst individual performance " his own for practically every single game. For those with short memories just go back to the last match against Palace - the first 15 minutes he was hopeless & then he got worse. Even leaving the field injured was a pantomime !

 

[its a Barm]

Simon Tracey I believe....

thats the fucker was a terrible performance as i remember, but to be fare there was plenty of other players that night that didnt perform well.

 

[Tanzeylee]

1987 with a hot filly round at me mates house, she was a stunner but I only lasted 30 seconds, oh the exuberance of youth.