Worst money you’ve ever spent

Jesus2020 said:
Was living in a shared house after splitting with a long term partner. She had a new fella and I felt I needed to equal this out and couldn't be arsed going on the pull or waiting for some tinder date so I went on an escort website my housemate recommended. Found this beautiful looking Romanian girl, and arranged her to come round. She arrives and she's either not the same girl from the pics, or those where taken at the beginning of her career. But I thought ah fuck it, she's here now, might as well.

Goes upstairs, takes her top off and she's got massive tits, bonus, problem is they're so saggy I had to get a replacement carpet for the tire tracks she left in them walking to my bed and she had a stomach that looked like someone had filled an aldi bag with rice pudding. She spoke hardly any English too which made it awkward trying to communicate not to rip my cock off with her teeth doing what I assume she thought to be a blow job.

Then she gets on top, almost crushing me in the process and starts to ride me abusively shouting stuff in Romanian and slapping me - I was like, will you fuck off with the slapping it's not my thing and it just hurts, it's not kinky at all, but she's having none of it, grabbing my wrists and shouting at me - it's just rape at this point, and I've got to pay good money for this too. Anyway, I can't cum, I'm drunk and not into this so she wanks me off instead - frustrated with me not cuming, saying a few words in English something like why you don't like? Now she's gone from aggressive to sad and moody - She's fucking sulking ffs, I'm getting a sulky wank. This is not how I envisioned it. I've known her 30 mins and she's already moody like she's my missus.

Waste of money.
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Pics?
 
Sell unwanted clothes on Depop if you wish. Once worn or barely worn yet still get some money back.

H&M did an equivalent black shirt for maybe £20. I just bought for the label. Like an idiot.
 
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Back in the day, early 90’s, I bought the complete set of DVD’s to learn French, came in a nice case. Cost nearly £300 and I have Never listened to one fucking minute of it. Sacre Blu, as I don’t know how to say, what a fucking idiot, in French.
 
Jesus2020 said:
Was living in a shared house after splitting with a long term partner. She had a new fella and I felt I needed to equal this out and couldn't be arsed going on the pull or waiting for some tinder date so I went on an escort website my housemate recommended. Found this beautiful looking Romanian girl, and arranged her to come round. She arrives and she's either not the same girl from the pics, or those where taken at the beginning of her career. But I thought ah fuck it, she's here now, might as well.

Goes upstairs, takes her top off and she's got massive tits, bonus, problem is they're so saggy I had to get a replacement carpet for the tire tracks she left in them walking to my bed and she had a stomach that looked like someone had filled an aldi bag with rice pudding. She spoke hardly any English too which made it awkward trying to communicate not to rip my cock off with her teeth doing what I assume she thought to be a blow job.

Then she gets on top, almost crushing me in the process and starts to ride me abusively shouting stuff in Romanian and slapping me - I was like, will you fuck off with the slapping it's not my thing and it just hurts, it's not kinky at all, but she's having none of it, grabbing my wrists and shouting at me - it's just rape at this point, and I've got to pay good money for this too. Anyway, I can't cum, I'm drunk and not into this so she wanks me off instead - frustrated with me not cuming, saying a few words in English something like why you don't like? Now she's gone from aggressive to sad and moody - She's fucking sulking ffs, I'm getting a sulky wank. This is not how I envisioned it. I've known her 30 mins and she's already moody like she's my missus.

Waste of money.
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I'm confused

Do you need Watchdog, or have you watched a dog?
 
A road cycling bike during covid or a simba mattress (cycling on the roads is fucking dangerous)
 
Jesus2020 said:
Was living in a shared house after splitting with a long term partner. She had a new fella and I felt I needed to equal this out and couldn't be arsed going on the pull or waiting for some tinder date so I went on an escort website my housemate recommended. Found this beautiful looking Romanian girl, and arranged her to come round. She arrives and she's either not the same girl from the pics, or those where taken at the beginning of her career. But I thought ah fuck it, she's here now, might as well.

Goes upstairs, takes her top off and she's got massive tits, bonus, problem is they're so saggy I had to get a replacement carpet for the tire tracks she left in them walking to my bed and she had a stomach that looked like someone had filled an aldi bag with rice pudding. She spoke hardly any English too which made it awkward trying to communicate not to rip my cock off with her teeth doing what I assume she thought to be a blow job.

Then she gets on top, almost crushing me in the process and starts to ride me abusively shouting stuff in Romanian and slapping me - I was like, will you fuck off with the slapping it's not my thing and it just hurts, it's not kinky at all, but she's having none of it, grabbing my wrists and shouting at me - it's just rape at this point, and I've got to pay good money for this too. Anyway, I can't cum, I'm drunk and not into this so she wanks me off instead - frustrated with me not cuming, saying a few words in English something like why you don't like? Now she's gone from aggressive to sad and moody - She's fucking sulking ffs, I'm getting a sulky wank. This is not how I envisioned it. I've known her 30 mins and she's already moody like she's my missus.

Waste of money.
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She sure sounds worth it. In her own way.
 
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