Worst movie ever

Gigli

Only watched it because it had Al Pacino in it but that's the biggest proof.. a movie star can't overcome bad script and even worse on screen chemistry!
 
Djibrilshairdo said:
Cocoon. Shite and it stunk of piss.
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Pure brilliant, and a film that offered us Crusties hope. Regarding the smell of piss, I now shower twice daily, to alleviate the symptoms of an ailing maggot, that behaves more akin to a seven in one Hose-lock attachment.


We'll never be sick, we won't get any older, and we won't ever die.
 
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tommy116 said:
Lord of the Rings, pick any of the three of them. The came out over three years and always dreaded having to be stuck in the cinema for what seemed like days watching that crap as the misses loved them.
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I once watched one of these, had no fucking clue what was going on, and then realised (at the end) it was the second one. Didn't bother starting from the beginning as it seemed pure gash.
 
BimboBob said:
La La Land
Mama Mia
The female ghostbusters abomination
Ghost
The Fog remake
Star Wars after the first 3 made.
Braveheart
Most of the avengers films including the last one
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I hated Pearl harbour it was a total cheese fest. I hated it that much I giggled when people were injured. I got a nudge from the wife and a couple of audience turn arounds. Also Crash the film where people get off sexually after witnessing an accident. People walking out not because of bad taste, it was just utter shite.
 
Another vote for The Blair Witch Project expected to be terrified, bored beyond reason.
One of the Alien films was utter tripe and I think a deliberately muffled soundtrack- drove me nuts.
But my number one fucking pick is “I am thinking of ending things” please please end things!
I know some critics loved it but Jesus it was so up itself , it’s clever and different but beyond tedious.
 
Two Gun Bob said:
Pure brilliant, and a film that offered all us Crusties hope. Regarding the smell of piss, I now shower twice daily, to alleviate the symptoms of an ailing maggot, that behaves more akin to a seven in one Hose-lock attachment.


We'll never be sick, we won't get any older, and we won't ever die.
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Agreed. Very good film. We won't mention the sequel, mind!
 
Victorinodennistua said:
I hated Pearl harbour it was a total cheese fest. I hated it that much I giggled when people were injured. I got a nudge from the wife and a couple of audience turn arounds. Also Crash the film where people get off sexually after witnessing an accident. People walking out not because of bad taste, it was just utter shite.
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I was dragged to the cinema once to watch a film called Intolerable Cruelty. Clooney was in it from memory and probably the reason why I was dragged there. Absolute shite.

Agree with Pearl Harbour too.

I liked Blair Witch.
 
I loved the film Highlander,, then they brought out Highlander 2. I'm not saying it's the worst film ever but it's the most disappointed I've ever been watching a movie.
 
jimharri said:
Inception. The only time I've walked out of the cinema before the film finished. Christopher Nolan must have a top notch dealer.



Allegedly.
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Whenever I see a Christopher Nolan movie advertised, I always think of this:

 
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