Bit of an odd take to suggest someone who doesn't watch old black and white movies must be 12, and have a "modern" attention span..You ever seen Psycho, no not Hitchcock's classic, the Vince Vaugn "masterpiece"?
It was made specifically for people like you.
What about Schindler's List?
Dr Strangelove?
Raging Bull?
Clerks?
Young Frankenstein?
American History X?
Some Like it Hot?
...etc...etc...etc
I'll point you in the direction of La Haine (but it's a French film and it's got subtitles so "modern" attention spans probably won't gel with that concept) and you can thank me later ;)
I think your last sentence in your post above, gives this away :)Anything foreign with subtitles.
Mars Attacks! is a classic.Mars attack
The room... You re so funny mark.
Theres a shit director producer sleezy scuzbucket who writes shit movies, got a back catalogue where he plays and scores like james fookin bond. Asswipe.
I only had a bit part.Debbie Does Dallas - The storyline was non-existent and the acting was SHOCKING.
The Kleenex guy?I only had a bit part.
Oh, you're back early, how was school today? Hope the teachers weren't too mean to you, especially the Maths teachers, they can be a very cruel bunch, generally due to the fact that their IQs are about 20 points above those of everybody else in the establishment ;)Bit of an odd take to suggest someone who doesn't watch old black and white movies must be 12, and have a "modern" attention span..
Anyway, each to their own.
You can always ask your carer to turn the colour down on your telly, be just like the old days for you..!
Surprised you were the only one to bite tbh..
Just to help you keep the old grey matter ticking over, the year I left school Tommy Hutch scored an unfortunate own goal..Oh, you're back early, how was school today? Hope the teachers weren't too mean to you, especially the Maths teachers, they can be a very cruel bunch, generally due to the fact that their IQs are about 20 points above those of everybody else in the establishment ;)
There was a storyline?Debbie Does Dallas - The storyline was non-existent and the acting was SHOCKING.
Boo!The Irishman was awful I thought. All the hype it has aswell.
This makes me wonder if anyone has actually read the thread title.The Irishman was awful I thought. All the hype it has aswell.
The Fog remake, great shout, or a bad shout obviously. Erased it from memory, a shockingly bad remake of my second favourite film.La La Land
Mama Mia
The female ghostbusters abomination
Ghost
The Fog remake
Star Wars after the first 3 made.
Braveheart
Most of the avengers films including the last one
Not sure about a storyline but there was a few happy endings.There was a storyline?
It was FUCKING rubbishDebbie Does Dallas - The storyline was non-existent and the acting was SHOCKING.
You're older than me, grandad! :)Just to help you keep the old grey matter ticking over, the year I left school Tommy Hutch scored an unfortunate own goal..