Worst (OK and best) band names

[stockportblue]

Half man half biscuit

 

[Magicpole]

"Toploader" (Dancing In The Moonlight)

I always thought they were named after a washing machine or a VHS video player (or was it Betamax?).
However, my son tells me it's a way of rolling a joint!

Up in the most beautiful country in the world, we call that, front loading and it is a blessing everyone is stoned, as if it were drink they were snaffling, it would be a square go,

Years ago, I sat and watched my pal do it. I waited until it was ready, he was about to spark it and I snatched it and said nice try you ****.

You front loaded that

Naw a didny.,

Well there should be no issue me having it first then should there?

Silence, but a very unpleasant look that made me laugh. ****.:)

 

[bakerdave76]

I always thought The The was a great name

WHO..

 

[Kippaxpete]

Half Man Half Biscuit have a song where the lyric is you're going on after Crispy Ambulance to the tune of you're going home in a fucking ambulance

Nice link to one of the best names in music (and one of the best bands).

 

[Kippaxpete]

WHO..

No, The Who is a great name for a band!

 

[bakerdave76]

The Worst Manchester punk band saw them loads .

 

[southamptonblue]

Imo, a few of the best...

Ozric Tentacles.
Five Fingered Death Punch.
Soul Asylum.
Lynyrd Skynyrd.

A few (there's far more) of the worst....

Simply Red.
James.
Deep Purple.
Def Leppard.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Napalm Death. Raging Speedhorn.

 

[Elbow beards]

Peter and the test tube babies.
Ned's atomic dustbin.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Are there any names still not been claimed?

How about

The Wazzocks ?

The Bidet Band ?

Shit For Dinner ?