worst place you’ve stayed in

[nmc]

Severn Hotel Worcester - absolute flee pit.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Hilton in Harlow.

In the middle of a Cliff Richard convention.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I once spent 15 nights in an 8-man room with 3 useable bed frames, 5 mattresses, one pair of curtains between 4 windows and a threadbare carpet with a huge burn hole in it. Luckily I was on the middle floor of 3, as the ground floor was infested with critters, and the top floor had a leaky roof. The worst thing was there was only one available bathroom with 4 showers (intermittent temperature, low pressure), and 4 toilets for 3 floors of 60 people. If anyone remembers the toilet in The Young Ones, you're probably not far off.

 

[DiscoSteve]

Hotel in central London just off Trafalgar Square - I think on Northumberland Avenue. No bed in room.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Was going to post this in the Match thread but thought it deserved a thread of its own. I have a few health issues at the moment so after the game thought I’d try and find somewhere to stay and drive home this morning. I found this sign vacancies of the beaten track a bit like Bates motel. Went in and was waiting for someone to come to reception when I heard this voice behind me any change pal. Fucking hell I thought Donald’s staying here I turned round to see some poor disheveled fucker who looked like he hadn’t had a wash in 5 years, after giving him some change a guy with a pair of pyjamas came to reception. I explained I needed a room for the night should have realised when he said £22.00 paid this then proceeded to follow him up corridors until we came to a room which I can only describe as a cross between Alcatraz and pow camp. This room consisted of a single bed,1 chair that’s it. I sat on the chair contemplating my next move when my door knocks opened it to be met by a woman with no front teeth and a short mini skirt who asked me for a fag. After explaining I don’t smoke she asked if she could do me any sexual favours for a £10 spot I told her politely to fuck off and shut the door. Fast forward 2 hours still sat in the chair I heard this chilling scream coming from down the corridor . Fuck this I thought so proceeded to leave only to be met by a corridor full of people who were like I’ve never seen before,they could have filmed one flew over the cuckoos nest there and it wouldn’t have been out of place. So relived when I got to the car.drove down the driveway to see someone asleep on the side step fucked off out of there faster than a Cambodian with a dinner ticket. So my question is where’s the worse place you’ve ever stayed that was definitely mine. By the way just got home after spending a couple of hours asleep on the service station

£10 you say? Do you have the phone number of the gaff? Asking for a mate.

 

[Indaparkside]

£10 you say? Do you have the phone number of the gaff? Asking for a mate.

:)

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Blackpool

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Probably some shithole backpacker hovel in Cambodia, Laos or Indonesia

 

[sir baconface]

I once spent 15 nights in an 8-man room with 3 useable bed frames, 5 mattresses, one pair of curtains between 4 windows and a threadbare carpet with a huge burn hole in it. Luckily I was on the middle floor of 3, as the ground floor was infested with critters, and the top floor had a leaky roof. The worst thing was there was only one available bathroom with 4 showers (intermittent temperature, low pressure), and 4 toilets for 3 floors of 60 people. If anyone remembers the toilet in The Young Ones, you're probably not far off.

You didn’t say which part of Liverpool this was.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

You didn’t say which part of Liverpool this was.

Bootle...... No just kidding. It was near Aldershot - few years ago now. I was on a training course.