Worst thing you've ever said to a girl.

[Moxley]

A couple of weeks ago before a night out, I said to the lass... "Those jeans look good babe, they make your arse look smaller than it really is"

Apparently that isn't a compliment!

 

[johnny on the spot]

Hold the phone guys, this just in.

Apparently:

'Sorry but I'm going to be a bit late, having been stuck at college 3 hours over time, due firstly to adverse weather conditions preventing scheduled, time-critical practical work, followed by a lecturer walking out mid-seminar because of personal reasons and then me standing in the cold, pissing rain to wait for a bus home to change into dry clothing and collect those novelty candles for your father's birthday cake'

now ranks jointly with:

'Don't scream or I'll burn you alive'

as the most horrendous thing I could ever think of saying to a woman.

What surprising creatures you are.

 

[Armaan]

Dunno about the worst thing but she was mightily offended for some reason.
Got off with a German girl in Lloret De Mar back around 1986, i was pretty inexperienced in the sack & couldn't believe my ears when she asked me to do her up the wrong 'un ( this was pre internet days & thus not everyone was anal mad lol).
Anyway, i did the deed & mighty enjoyable it was too, she then went down & blew me, the problem then was she proceded to try & kiss me afterwards & i freaked and told her i didn't fancy necking a bird with shit on her tongue.........she went apeshit & started throwing punches at my head, to this day i don't know what i said wrong or whether it was a language issue lol.

Has got to be up there with the best posts in bbluemoon history lol

 

[lee-mcfc]

get back with me


HA

 

[ono]

Hold the phone guys, this just in.

Apparently:

'Sorry but I'm going to be a bit late, having been stuck at college 3 hours over time, due firstly to adverse weather conditions preventing scheduled, time-critical practical work, followed by a lecturer walking out mid-seminar because of personal reasons and then me standing in the cold, pissing rain to wait for a bus home to change into dry clothing and collect those novelty candles for your father's birthday cake'

now ranks jointly with:

'Don't scream or I'll burn you alive'

as the most horrendous thing I could ever think of saying to a woman.

What surprising creatures you are.

Lmao.

 

[SuperKevinHorlock]

Said to a girl collecting for Greenpeace 'are you passionate about this charity' She said yeah it's a really good cause and something I really believe in.....
My next line of 'if you suck me off I'll put £10 into that collection' didn't go down great and those containers hurt I can tell you.

 

[Ja Salford Blue]

Was in Tenerife last new year in a bar at about 2am as it was closing up, anyway there was only me and a few of my mates left in the bar. A visably pregnant bird was stacking the chairs up on the empty tables, she was about 25 and was was really fit.

So me being a prized pissed up dick head walked over trying to be all caring and said to her
"you shouldnt be doing that in your condition"
to which she replied "what condition"
I said "your pregnant"
With the dirtiest look you have ever seen she said "i'm not fucking pregnant you prick"

I felt tight as fuck, it was made worse by my mates absolutley pissing there sides right infront of her

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

A girl I was in a bit of a fuck buddy relationship with, talking with her and a few mates, my mate says how fit a certain girl is, to which she replies 'she's not that great looking'. I chipped in 'she's average to be honest, but I'd do her. Saying that, I'd do anyone'

We stopped seeing each other

 

[Lemon7277]

for gods sake women,its only been up your a**e...what you whingein about