Worst / Weirdest City Chant

[Grassland Blue]

The "you're fucking shite" song while we're battering someone is pretty classless imo. I think we're better than that.

Rags excepted!

 

[Dakovich]

There I was bored to tears by yet another sodding International break, contemplating that the David Silva chant is not very much to my liking and that a far better opportunity was glaringly obvious in the form of 'Silva is Gold, Silva is Gold, Hello, Hello', to the tune of City Aggro, obs.

Got me wondering what you would say is the worst / weirdest ever City chant?

Worst - I'm thinking the line in the David White effort that goes:

"He's effing fast, fast and more fast"

is an all round pretty poor effort

Weirdest - two contenders for me:

"We come from Glossop, and we live in caves"

"You're my pigeon, you're my dove, you're my City, you're the one I love"

There’s been loads of shit ones.
Not heard that particular Glossop one before though however I do remember

“We come from Glossop we live in mud huts, some say we’re crazy and some say we’re nuts”.

 

[PinkFinal]

Something about Munich to the tune of English Country Garden.

 

[dickie davies]

Sergio, Sergio
Sergio, Sergio

Is a pretty shite chant, but I can't wait for it to be used for John Stones

John, John
John, John

 

[BringBackSwales]

Not so much weird, but I hated the John bond song to Clive Dunn’s grandpa (John bond we love you etc),

 

[Blue Whale]

Not so much weird, but I hated the John bond song to Clive Dunn’s grandpa (John bond we love you etc),

+ 1

 

[purplenose]

Not a chant but I find the Poznan dreadful.

 

[ultimateharold]

Heartbeat Leroy makes me wish I was deaf.

 

[Keke Rosberg]

Here’s one from the late 70’s that makes me laugh -

Yesterday I was happy and gay
Until Boro went top of the league
But they won’t be there for long
Cause Man City are coming up strong

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

"You can stick your Colin Bell up your arse" was definitely the weirdest City chant I ever heard.