Worst / Weirdest City Chant

[Blue Til Death]

We're City, we're mad, we'll kill your mum and dad, if your a rag and you diss us, we'll kill your kids and missus.... Ha ha weird but funny too...!

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

That 2 Silva's song is cringeworthy!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Abysmal is the word.

Abysmal cash management is what it is, when it could be in a high interest building society account.

 

[lancs blue]

It was very much of its time.

Its time was the 1880s, not the 1980s.

 

[laserblue]

In 1970, while City were on the way to the ECWC win in Vienna, the Kippax had a commendably cultural but totally crap song/chant which went "Manchester City clap-clap clap-clap" to the tune of The Blue Danube.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Abysmal is the word.

Surely Grease is

 

[ell]

I absolutely hate the "Sixty thousand empty seats song" especially when its a midweek cup game and the stadium is half empty ourselves.

The Pellegrini Lamborghini one was awful.

I actually properly dislike the *insert English player* hes top of the league, chant too. It was great singing it at villa for Lescott but then it just stuck because we couldnt think of anything better and now its the same for Sterling and Delph.

Another thing that bugs me is that we get a decent tune and then proceed to speed it up and sing it at a million miles (See Fernandinhoooo, Oh Balotelli etc) so much better singing it in the pub or on the train when you can keep it at a normal rate.

 

[Mike N]

Surely Grease is

Oops!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

“There’s only one Dragoslav Stepanovic” was a belter.

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

The re-working of The Ramones; "Beat on the brat"involving a base-ball bat was nice...