Would you cut off your own hand for €1m?

[jimharri]

Mental health problems, should have had counselling from Max Bygraves.

I get it, unfortunately!

 

[Dicko69]

I'm left handed but I wank with my right hand so it's a no from me. I'd lose a foot for a million tho

 

[pluto]

No
Not for any price

 

[Barcon]

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?




Smarties shells all over the counter.

 

[crazyg]

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I'm left handed but I wank with my right hand so it's a no from me. I'd lose a foot for a million tho

You wouldn't. I'm only 2 toes missing on my left foot (the 2 biggest) and my balance is fucked. I'll never play football again to any decent level.

Mind you, I AM now 70!

;-)

 

[LongsightM13]

To be fair, she can make decent money in a women’s prison giving out stump jobs

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I was going to say they should have just given her a slap on the wrist but that would’ve been rubbing it in

 

[Ribchester]

It’s the new Thing

 

[idahoblues]

No

 

[Two Gun Bob]

To be fair, she can make decent money in a women’s prison giving out stump jobs

The authorities found it and it was sewn back on.