Would you cut off your own hand for €1m?

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I'm left handed but I wank with my right hand so it's a no from me. I'd lose a foot for a million tho

Be careful what you wish for. Look what happened to Rick Holden

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

This thread made me think of this story of a farmer who cut his own arm off with a penknife. Must have smarted a bit. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/169455.stm

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Her left hand won't know what her right is doing

 

[Barcon]

I'd cut off one of my cocks for a million pounds, not dollars.

 

[idahoblues]

I'd cut off one of my cocks for a million pounds, not dollars.

The one on your head?

 

[Barcon]

The one on your head?

No. I need that one.

 

[bluethrunthru]

And she ended up with 2 years in prison! The stupidity of a section of the human race never fails to amaze me!

its only an option when trapped at least 20ft down with no hope of escape.......a million euro's vs the rest of your life? No contest. This idiot deserves what she got.

 

[idahoblues]

No. I need that one.

Easier to clean in the beaker?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

No way. Not unless it was the only option. If I needed a million quid that badly I'd go and make it.
As things are, I'm wayyy too comfortable with the modest life that I've got to kill any ambition to get too much more. A blessing and a curse.