Would you or wouldnt you save United?

We have saved them twice, they don't even realise it.

Dump the entire club and everything it stands for.

It is a blight on the good name of Manchester.
 
andybluenolan said:
despite hating them i would save them for the simple reason we would own them, we can therefore call the shots as and when we please. As part of our help in return we can introduce a couple of rules.

1. No scum tops to be worn in public except when visiting the swamp on matchdays.
2. If a scum fan sees a city fan on the streets he must acknowledge him by dropping to one knee and say thank you master.
3. Only one scum fan will be allowed to live on any one street within the manchester boundaries.

Failure to comply to any of the rulings will result in a 1 million pound increase on the debt they owe us.

Are these the only conditions?

What about: 'Sir Matt Busby Way' to be renamed 'Shaun Goater Way'

The '34 years' banner to be replaced by the current level of debt (so would go three quarters of way round ground)

The Stretford End to be renamed 'the outside toilet'

Gary Neville to be legally renamed 'Chuckle 1' and to have this on the back of his shirt

and the floodlights to be linked to the 4th official's electronic board so that the lights automatically shut down after the full allocation of injury time
 
Save them, make Michael Knighton chairman and sack bacon face at the next coms derby just before kick off :)
 
Id rather let Myra Hindley take my little brother to that park. Let them sink, the scummy bastards
 
The only way out of this for them is to sell their stadium and rent it back. We then buy ours and the fun I will have with that will last a lifetime!
 

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