Would you?

[TCIB]

To answer the threads question, I would, definitely.

Swap it for some magic beans ?

Take Jack's advice mate.

 

[MCC]

A fat woman with no tits is God's greatest error.

You'd be on it faster than a tramp on a bag of discarded chips.

A stint in the cellar would do her good. She'd thank him for it in the end.

A stint in the cellar would do her the power of good. Light rations.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

There is a market for very hefty women you know

Very hefty women maybe. Not hippo's ffs.

 

[BWTAC]

There is a market for very hefty women you know

Biilingsgate?

 

[2sheikhs]

You'd be on it faster than a tramp on a bag of discarded chips.

A stint in the cellar would do her good. She'd thank him for it in the end.

This is a business of economy and efficiency. Do you think it's worth the effort trying to get one of those in the van when I could get three normal ones? Wise up, or you'll be off the training scheme.

Sorry Master. *Doffs cap, skulks off*

 

[bobmcfc]

There was a programme on channel 4 the other week called my big fat fetish. It was gross but interesting none the less

 

[Barcon]

We'd use that for bear bait round these parts.

 

[Carstairs]

We'd use that for bear bait round these parts.

Fucking hell!

How big are the bears??

 

[MCC]

There is a market for very hefty women you know

Especially round my gaff -it`s thriving.

"In you come love, put the donner down and take the cheeseburger out of you socks, just relax, lie back and think of Abduls"

 

[jimharri]

In for a penny, in for a pound. Do my best Nicholas Cage impression, and I'm outta there!