Would you?

I might let her suck me cock if i'd had a few beers , and she stumped up a few bob .... but other than that i'd give her a miss!
 
MCC said:
talkativesprout said:
anymore than 2sheiks said:
GUILTY!!! More like fucking suicidal.

Nope, i would have another go in the morning then sneak out of her sty, and hope my mates were as pissed as me.

You`d have to really have a morning session and get your moneys worth. Sweat it out.

I just think we would be on the same level, her on food, me on sex. waste not, want not.
 
TBH, and I probably speak for a lot on here, she's the type who when you first walk into the pub/club and she was looking over at you, you'd think, "nah, don't think so love". But after a load of drink and near the end of the night, you'd be thinking "she isn't that fat really, what the fuck. In for a penny, in for a 245 pounds."
 
Colliahhh said:
bobmcfc said:
There has to be one decent photo of her out there. Those aren't very flattering

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Fucking lol'd
 
anymore than 2sheiks said:
TCIB said:
Citizen52 said:
I'd probably have a go on it.


What with that bloke in the red watching you ?
HAHAHA!!


Him or you would find David Attenborough peering through your window documenting its breeding habits.

"as it waddled to the en suite the beast still keeps alert for a meal often mistaking soap for a tasty snack"

"for the male this is a one time deal, if she mounts him he is crushed with the force of a thousand moons. Should he avoid this fate, he may finish the deed but at that point the beast will eat his head"
 

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