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[DannyBoy2890]

UNITED SUCK
A half time blow job from fergie on the match official wasn't enough to see through victory, as city beat 12 man united.

 

[lee-mcfc]

fergie dies on touchline by choking on his gum whilst man citeh rape the best team in the world 5-0

lol nice.

thanks :)

 

[Brendan110_0]

Nani meets grandma

 

[Numptyed]

Arsenal spank Wolves to close the gap on Utd to 1pt
Oh and City scrape a luck 3-0 win at Old Trafford

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

"I had sex with an alsatian"

Gary Neville confesses all. News of the World Exclusive

 

[brazilians hurt]

"I had sex with an alsatian"

Gary Neville confesses all. News of the World Exclusive

Poor dog

 

[samharris]

"I had sex with an alsatian"

Gary Neville confesses all. News of the World Exclusive

Hope the dog used protection.

 

[manimanc]

"I had sex with an alsatian"

Gary Neville confesses all. News of the World Exclusive

Hope the dog used protection.

i think it was the instant attraction of hairy faces and the smell of shit that brought them together....

 

[sheikys billions]

Jo comes off the bench at 2-0 down scores a hat trick title race wide open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mancitymick]

Champs elect
Despite there 5-0 defeat by City, Manu had all the posession and it was refs decisions to give the game to Man u etc....