XMAS food/drink deals

[Tuearts right boot]

Get yourself a big net and go to a stocked pond.

Christmas Carp, a Polish delicacy.

or the River Ebro

 

[mexico1970]

Mam used to defrost the turkey in the bath back in the day, every time someone went to the bathroom she'd shout "Watch out the Cats don't get in" :)

 

[-dabz-]

With more and more people on a tighter budget this year I thought it would be an idea to post any deals that are around or the bestplaces for xmas day food.

I usually buy my 5kg turkey butterfly from the butchers but this year the price is £11.50 per kg, has anyone had supermarket turkeys they can recommend for hopefully half the price?

Our overlord, Klaus, will be pleased..."You vill eat de bugs"...Just remember to use your credits before the end of the month, as they will be removed unless you use them.
We're having a Sainsrose Taste The Difference irradiated acorn stuffed roast caterpillars with dock leaf salad and snot drizzled sauteed conkers for starters, followed by Government approved roadkill (must be killed by an electric car within the permitted fifteen minute journey from home and subject to not exceeding weekly travel distance allowance, and whether the local enforcement officers deem it too tasty for a pleb), for the main, with our own vomit with a handful of Hawthorns for pud, all washed down with a festive xmas punch made from oak bark and tears.

I'd wish you Happy Christmas but someone, somewhere, will get pissed off.....

 

[dickie davies]

Go to Aldi an hour before they close on Christmas eve
They'll be lots of chilled food on at half price. Last year there were fucking huge smoked salmon on to clear at less than half price

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Just say fuck it and go out for dinner, no cooking or washing up

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Turkey crown and a bit of beef or gammon.

 

[Barcon]

Just say fuck it and go out for dinner, no cooking or washing up

I might do that myself. Bollocks to my Mum and sisters. I won't tell them and turn my phone off.

 

[Victorinodennistua]

Czech as well. With potato salad. Not something I would choose to eat though. Full of tiny bones (the carp that is).

Czech as well. With potato salad. Not something I would choose to eat though. Full of tiny bones (the carp that is).

Or Pike roasted on the riverbank in tinfoil. Plenty to go round so invite the in laws. They will love you more for it.

 

[BimboBob]

Don't bother with any of it,roll on boxing day.

Cheese roll?

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Just say fuck it and go out for dinner, no cooking or washing up

Yep that's what we're doing.
Out Christmas eve .
Christmas day and takeaway on boxing day