Xmas food

[jrb]

You might want to rethink that.
Here are the reviews on Tesco website…

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Tasteless​

1 stars
A Tesco Customer2nd December 2022

Tastless. It's never seen a langoustine or a piece of salmon in It's life. Very disappointed. There is no ingredient % list, so no idea what it is made of. I wonder who tastes these products to pass them off as acceptable. Maybe they had Covid when they tasted this one!

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Oh dear .​

2 stars
A Tesco Customer18th December 2021

Texture was as expected for a pate alas the overpowering sharpness of lemon and lack of langoustine flavour made this pate mediocre at best.

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Too many ingredients but light on the langoustine​

2 stars
A Tesco Customer11th December 2021

Tempted by the label name and the look of this but on reading the ingredients - wow! Only 15% langoustine. Product description (small writing) makes clear it's langoustine and salmon - but the salmon's still only another 10%. Rest is made up of a long list including various powders and starches - potato, tapioca? As the main pate includes cream and soft cheese, I don't feel it needs an extra topping of crème fraiche and more cream.

I'll still eat it. If it tastes that bad I'll throw it away.

Once you've tasted Christmas frozen party food anything else is pretty much edible

 

[diegoalv]

Roast chicken , Jamie Oliver style. We make it for the last 5 years probably and i can't wait to eat it again.
After all those celebrations and tons of food i gonna do a detox day https://betterme.world/articles/1-day-detox/, which gonna help me to feel normal again, not like a ballon.

 

[idahoblues]

@idahoblues loves being jammed full of my gristle.

You know the difference between jelly and jam?

You can't jelly your cock up someone's arse

 

[idahoblues]

A few years ago I did a different animal for each of the 12 days, although not swan on the 7th day.

This thread has inspired me to try Rudolph Wellington this year.

What have you got against Swan?

 

[snorky]

You know the difference between jelly and jam?

You can't jelly your cock up someone's arse

Beamer would try, the fat **** :)

 

[idahoblues]

Beamer would try, the fat **** :)

True dat

 

[Barcon]

terry’s chocolate orange, after eights, toblerone, sprouts

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Beamer would try, the fat **** :)

Heartless ****.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Denisdowner

How hard is it to make your own decent pate.
It’s a fucking doddle.

 

[jrb]

How hard is it to make your own decent pate.
It’s a fucking doddle.

If you think I’m force feeding a Duck until it’s in agony and then killing it to make a Foie Gras Pate, you must be quackers!