Yaya Toure apologises

[big gaz]

That is also a very valid point. Same goes for anyone who puts a 'lemonade top' on any beer whatsoever.

Now this I am with you all the way FFS.

 

[aguero93:20]

Any explanation how he didn't purposely consume alcohol then?

He tripped and fell and it landed in his mouth.

 

[remember arthur mann]

https://www.tbnsport.com/2016/12/13/special-brew-non-alcoholic-yaya-toure/

 

[coleridge]

Look. There's a very simple explanation for all of this. John Candy nails it in the first 15 seconds.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

If he'd have said "I thought it was Vimto", when in fact it was Cheeky Vimto, then I might have believed him. Unfortunately, Brandy and Coke only tastes of Brandy and Coke. Even if you'd never tasted Brandy, you would clearly know you weren't just drinking coke; unless of course you were shitfaced already......

 

[kaz7]

He owes us another big performance after feeding us that bullshit excuse

 

[sir baconface]

He owes us another big performance after feeding us that bullshit excuse

A vintage performance, no less.

 

[borassic]

This is where the ITK's need to prove their worth. Did Yaya drink 8 pints of Joey Holts or not?

 

[Tugay One Cup]

This is where the ITK's need to prove their worth. Did Yaya drink 8 pints of Joey Holts or not?

This Joey Holts sounds like a productive chap; can he play left back?

 

[manctheknife]

This is where the ITK's need to prove their worth. Did Yaya drink 8 pints of Joey Holts or not?

Wouldn't have been able to find his car, with a gallon of Holt's on board.