Hoghead
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Not when you're sat on the shitter. Holt's beer - best known cure for constipation.
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Yaya Toure apologises
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Not when you're sat on the shitter. Holt's beer - best known cure for constipation.
You're right pal. Looking forward to a taste of the good stuff when i'm up north for christmas, not the first pint though as that always tastes like bum hole.Wouldn't have been able to find his car, with a gallon of Holt's on board.
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The burning question is why on Earth would he be in Dagenham?
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player performance thread please.
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player performance thread please.
beat me too it lol
Going to lock this for a while so that all comments on his immense performance tonight can be in the right thread and forum, cheers.
kaz7
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YayaToure on the birthday cake incident: “It’s crazy. The birthday cake damaged me a lot. When people see me in France or Africa, they say ‘You want cake?’ I was so pissed [off]. I was telling him [Selyuk], you should not do that, no need..."
"I talked with Khaldoon, and I was saying, ‘It is not me, don’t worry’. The bad mistake I did was doing [tweeting] ‘OK, he [Selyuk] is right’. That’s the one that’s killing me. People started to believe what he said is me..."
"The fans were thinking bad about me. I can understand it. I accepted it [Selyuk’s antics], because I respect [him]. You have to give him credit too, because he has helped me through a lot. But he did a lot of bad things. It was too much.” [via @TimesSport]
"I talked with Khaldoon, and I was saying, ‘It is not me, don’t worry’. The bad mistake I did was doing [tweeting] ‘OK, he [Selyuk] is right’. That’s the one that’s killing me. People started to believe what he said is me..."
"The fans were thinking bad about me. I can understand it. I accepted it [Selyuk’s antics], because I respect [him]. You have to give him credit too, because he has helped me through a lot. But he did a lot of bad things. It was too much.” [via @TimesSport]
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Confirms what we thought. Unfortunately these men put a lot of faith in their agents, unfortunately some of it is misguided but it is all they’ve known and you can understand it somewhat because of what they’ve done for them.YayaToure on the birthday cake incident: “It’s crazy. The birthday cake damaged me a lot. When people see me in France or Africa, they say ‘You want cake?’ I was so pissed [off]. I was telling him [Selyuk], you should not do that, no need..."
"I talked with Khaldoon, and I was saying, ‘It is not me, don’t worry’. The bad mistake I did was doing [tweeting] ‘OK, he [Selyuk] is right’. That’s the one that’s killing me. People started to believe what he said is me..."
"The fans were thinking bad about me. I can understand it. I accepted it [Selyuk’s antics], because I respect [him]. You have to give him credit too, because he has helped me through a lot. But he did a lot of bad things. It was too much.” [via @TimesSport]
kaz7
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I also thought he was in his 30's so not a kid,he should have told him to button it years agoConfirms what we thought. Unfortunately these men put a lot of faith in their agents, unfortunately some of it is misguided but it is all they’ve known and you can understand it somewhat because of what they’ve done for them.