Yo momma jokes

[Chungo]

Who's got some good ones?

Your momma's so fat she comes from both sides of the family...

Well theres a starter

 

[jack]

Sorry, this thread is mummist and should therefore be banned.

 

[Chungo]

Anyone got any jokes about people called jack?

 

[djelanomcfc]

yo momma is so fat that when she went to school she sat next to EVERYBODAY!!

 

[James23]

Yo momma is so fat when she walks infront of the TV you miss 15 minutes of what you're watching

 

[Blue Si O.B]

yo momma's like a kfc!
once your finished with the breasts all you have left is a greasy bucket to put your bone in!

 

[Blue Si O.B]

Anyone got any jokes about people called jack?

what do you call a man with a car on his head?

 

[southstand117]

yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!!!

 

[lee-mcfc]

av got SHITE ones

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

 

[Chungo]

Yo momma is so fat when she walks infront of the TV you miss 15 minutes of what you're watching

Haha I like it :-D

Your momma is so ugly she made onions cry