Yo momma jokes

[James23]

av got SHITE ones

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

i like that one :)

Yo momma so fat when she gets on a roundabout you can't tell where she begins and ends

 

[crizack]

yo momma so old she took drivin lessons on a dinosaur

 

[Chungo]

yo momma's like a kfc!
once your finished with the breasts all you have left is a greasy bucket to put your bone in!

WINNER

 

[Blue Si O.B]

yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

 

[Pearcey]

One I made up.

Your mums so fat, she thought the credit crunch was a chocolate bar.

 

[Chungo]

One I made up.

Your mums so fat, she thought the credit crunch was a chocolate bar.

Niiiiice

Yo mama is so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

 

[johnmc]

Anyone got any jokes about people called jack?

what do you call a man with a car on his head?

Go on

 

[Blue Si O.B]

what do you call a man with a car on his head?

Go on

having a blonde moment are we

 

[LongLang]

yo momma so fat when i said it was chilly outside the woman ran out with a spoon

yo momma so ugly we used to have to tie a pork chop round her neck to get the dog to play with her

yo momma so fat we have to roll her in flour to find the wet spots

yo momma so fat you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in

yo momma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

yo momma so slutty at christmas, santa said ho ho ho and the woman thought she was getting it 3 times

yo momma so fat her blood type is gravy

more tomorrow

 

[Scottyboi]

fucking shite them.

The classic was

Tell your mum to stop changing her lipstick.... my dicks like a rainbow.