Yo momma jokes

[Balti Pie]

your mums so thick she sat on the roof to watch sky

 

[blueant]

your mums so fat she wears a g rope

 

[Honiton Blue]

Yo Momma so hairy...the only language she knows is Wookie
(GGGGGWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA)
Meet the Spartons?!

 

[NSBFL]

Yo Momma's so fat, to get her outside we have to grease the doorframe and hold a Mars bar on the other side.

 

[maltablue]

yo momma is so fat your dad burns his arse on the light bulb when hes on top!!!!

 

[The Beast 111]

yo momma's like a kfc!
once your finished with the breasts all you have left is a greasy bucket to put your bone in!

Roy chubby brown! ;)

 

[Carl_Man_City]

How does your momma spell fridge. O I C U R M T ;)

 

[BlueMentalNurse]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo[/youtube]

 

[Evil Roy Slade]

she's so fat she got sacked from the sperm bank for drinking on the job

 

[LeighBlue]

Yo momma's so fat she went out in heels and came back in flip-flops.