You Are The Only Human On The Planet, Could You Survive?

[TonyM]

A boat is too dangerous unless you know what your doing.id have to stay in boring but relatively safe Cork ...but there is a zoo in Dublin and Fota wildlife park in Cork so I'd definitely be a bit weary at night and when out and about. But most likely they'd starve in their enclosures so I'd be fine.

Like others said best to keep a low profile. At least for a year or 2.

I think I'd get extremely bored and kill myself - just a question of how long I'd hold out for.

 

[KenTheLandlord]

I wouldn't be too sure about that if I was you

i would, no doubt about that.

 

[big phil]

Imagine the arguments you could have with yourself on the Pogba thread!

 

[bornblueegg]

Imagine the arguments you could have with yourself on the Pogba thread!

most peeps have been doing that since page 120

 

[maccadon]

Am fortunately able to navigate a boat(standby n fishing vessel experience) the world would be my oyster.

 

[DelToro]

I could survive id live above a tescos and eat tinned stuff all the time,there must be 100s of years of tinned stuff to eat

Would you still be able to get the clubcard points?

 

[Sir peace frog]

Would you still be able to get the clubcard points?

I don't get them anyway , the wife goes mad, she even got me a small card thing to put on my car keys

 

[rushts]

Would you still be able to get the clubcard points?

That's just plain fucking stupid.









The Morrisons deal is much better. If you spend over £40 for the next 5 weeks you get £15 back.

 

[Sir peace frog]

I would move to Africa ,bear grylls has just shown that drinking the juice from a fresh elephant turd can keep you alive mmmmmmm

 

[DelToro]

That's just plain fucking stupid.









The Morrisons deal is much better. If you spend over £40 for the next 5 weeks you get £15 back.

We wouldn't be able to use the self service checkout because as soon as the voice rings out "Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area" we'll be fucked as there'll be no assistant to swipe the card and get the scanner going again.

We need to think it through in more detail - this being alone on the planet is not as easy as it first seems.

 

[rushts]

We wouldn't be able to use the self service checkout because as soon as the voice rings out "Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area" we'll be fucked as there'll be no assistant to swipe the card and get the scanner going again.

We need to think it through in more detail - this being alone on the planet is not as easy as it first seems.

I'd be a skeleton by the checkout waiting for somebody to pack my items.

 

[DelToro]

I'd be a skeleton by the checkout waiting for somebody to pack my items.

It's certainly the only way I can imagine you getting skinny, I'll give you that.

 

[stony]

Imagine after years of loneliness you finally meet another human being and it's Terry Christian.

 

[andyhinch]

That's just plain fucking stupid.









The Morrisons deal is much better. If you spend over £40 for the next 5 weeks you get £15 back.

Waitrose card for me, spend £1.00 on bicky's get a £1.95 coffee for free, sit down with both get on the free wi fi and fuck about on BM

 

[BlueHammer85]

You would initially be beyond freaked out, emotionally drained straight away and mentally deteriorate over the coming months - you would be completely void of enthusiasm, just end up in a dark room eating out of cans. You would probably start to get really mentally ill, you have no doctors there for you. I'd say within a year most lone survivors on planet earth would kill thereselves.

 

[rushts]

Waitrose card for me, spend £1.00 on bicky's get a £1.95 coffee for free, sit down with both get on the free wi fi and fuck about on BM

Brilliant lol, I bet you stuff a load of sachets of sugar in your pockets on the way out as well....

 

[andyhinch]

Brilliant lol, I bet you stuff a load of sachets of sugar in your pockets on the way out as well....

To right go in everyday, about 5 o'clock and loads of stuff on the oops counter as well :)

 

[warspite]

I would move to Africa ,bear grylls has just shown that drinking the juice from a fresh elephant turd can keep you alive mmmmmmm

Cheers, I was just about to eat some choccy biks, don't think I will bother now

 

[Sir peace frog]

You would initially be beyond freaked out, emotionally drained straight away and mentally deteriorate over the coming months - you would be completely void of enthusiasm, just end up in a dark room eating out of cans. You would probably start to get really mentally ill, you have no doctors there for you. I'd say within a year most lone survivors on planet earth would kill thereselves.

I reckon your survival instincts would kick in and as time went on you would be immune to the loneliness ,you more than likely would become mental but nobody would be around to tell you ,so you would think you were normal ,wibble

 

[Sir peace frog]

Cheers, I was just about to eat some choccy biks, don't think I will bother now

fuck bikkys ,go and look for scorpions,hold it by its stinger and bite the fuck,give it a good crunch but don't I repeat don't eat the stingy bit ,oh and watch out for hippos :)