You Are The Only Human On The Planet, Could You Survive?

[warspite]

I would move to Africa ,bear grylls has just shown that drinking the juice from a fresh elephant turd can keep you alive mmmmmmm

If you eat Rabbits every day you will eventually starve, so how will Elephant turd juice keep you going? Bear Grylls ppppfffttt

 

[Sir peace frog]

If you eat Rabbits every day you will eventually starve, so how will Elephant turd juice keep you going? Bear Grylls ppppfffttt

yeah but you would have great hare :0

 

[stony]

If you eat Rabbits every day you will eventually starve, so how will Elephant turd juice keep you going? Bear Grylls ppppfffttt

It's true. Your body uses a certain mineral to digest food and rabbit meat doesn't contain it. So if all you eat is rabbit you can die of malnutrition.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Easily. I have a strong dislike for the vast majority of people in this world anyway. I'd clear the land where Maine road used to be and build a shrine to city. Then i'd spend the rest of my days travelling the world and destroying any evidence of United ever existing just in case there's any future life forms.

 

[Garrinchas---Dog]

Ray Mears tells a story of a group of men Who were trapped in the wilds of Canada all they had to eat was beaver
They all died of malnutrition due to only eating protein

 

[andyhinch]

Ray Mears tells a story of a group of men Who were trapped in the wilds of Canada all they had to eat was beaver
They all died of malnutrition due to only eating protein

Great way to go though ;)

 

[warspite]

Great way to go though ;)

Arf, arf

 

[Barcon]

Ray Mears tells a story of a group of men Who were trapped in the wilds of Canada all they had to eat was beaver
They all died of malnutrition due to only eating protein

Sounds like gay propaganda to me.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Imagine after years of loneliness you finally meet another human being and it's Terry Christian.

A shag's a shag mate

 

[warspite]

A shag's a shag mate

Kin Ell, lol

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Imagine after years of loneliness you finally meet another human being and it's Terry Christian.

Issues around food, I could deal with, issues around wild animals wanting to eat me, I'm fairly sure I could deal with, the loneliness I think could deal with, but if I encountered that ****, I wouldnt be able to overcome not having any hands having beaten them to bloody stubs pounding that cunts face into the floor.

 

[rushts]

A shag's a shag mate

Fucking hell, you could have said 'twat the fucker with the buckled end'

 

[Barcon]

I would strip naked, smear my body with my own shit and live by drinking my piss. And then build an ark.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I would strip naked, smear my body with my own shit and live by drinking my piss. And then build an ark.

So usual Canadian behaviour followed by building an ark. Interesting.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

1) would electricity be available?
2) would Internet servers still be up sand running even without anyone maintaining them?

If not I'd probably survive for about 10 years (I'm 27) before I lose the plot and get mauled by a wild animal trying to rape it!

 

[Barcon]

Maybe build an igloo for the holidays.

 

[warspite]

Maybe build an igloo for the holidays.

Would you stay in the frozen wilds or head South, Mexico, Texas or even Brazil?

 

[Barcon]

Would you stay in the frozen wilds or head South, Mexico, Texas or even Brazil?

I'd stay right where I am mate. Plus 30 yesterday, and It'll be minus 30 in a few months. Actually, the humidity in the summer sucks balls.

 

[warspite]

I'd stay right where I am mate. Plus 30 yesterday, and It'll be minus 30 in a few months. Actually, the humidity in the summer sucks balls.

That cold would chill my bones, warmth for me all the time

 

[Sigh]

I would have no choice but to accuse myself of racism. Can you imagine every time I looked in a mirror? Truly would they all look the same. Off with my head.