you can tell you are old when...

[mr t]

You'd rather stay in than go out on a Friday night.

When you do go out on a Friday night you can't face going to a club and are home before midnight.

You look forward to watching 'The X Factor' on a Saturday night followed by Match of the Day and then bed.

Im getting on a fair bit,, but would never dream of watching that Shite !!

I bet you listen to Tower FM though - lol - another pointer to getting a bit long in the tooth.

 

[MikeF]

When the only radio station you listen to is Radio 2

Looking forward to Friday night in and watching Gardeners World (WTF?!) and QI

 

[Anonymous]

you are richard hammonds haircut

you go to 3 different supermarkets in the same day

you have a damn fine spice rack.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

The only reason you have a roof box on the car is to find it in Tesco car park.

 

[MikeF]

The only reason you have a roof box on the car is to find it in Tesco car park.

hahaha I might have to try that one, the amount of times I lose my car in a car park is unreal

The one place you don't want to lose it is the Trafford Centre as I did once but fortunately security came to my rescue as they photograph EVERY single car on the way in so all i had to do was tell them the reg and 'vaguely' as to where I thought I'd left it,

Another good reason not to go back to that Godforsaken place

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

you make a noise on the way back up from bending down.

you go ahhhhhh after having a drink

you think milf porn stars dont look to old.

Oh shit.

 

[remoh]

When you see a '50' speed limit sign and wonder if you should go that fast.

 

[NPBlue]

Having sex is like pushing a car uphill with a rope!

You remember (just) being paid in cash.

And txt spk annoys you. It gets you all grumpy and, well, we went to school and we............