you can tell you are old when...

[salfordtrueblue]

You stop fancying older women because they are...well.......just too old.

milf's become gilf's or even ggilf's

 

[BlueSpice]

You can be cheeky to young, attractive footballers and get away with it 'cos you're old enough to be their mother :D

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

Look, I know you're all taking the piss out of me. Will you stop now please?

How do you all know these things about me anyway? Has droylsdenblue been telling tales?

 

[4evablu]

you've seen city win something

 

[MMA]

you yawn and a little bit of piss comes out..

 

[bowdonblue]

ye why is it old people's ears get bigger but yet they loose there hearing.

the nose and ears never stop growing.

Oh no - my nose is massive already.

 

[mancity5]

You'd rather stay in than go out on a Friday night.

When you do go out on a Friday night you can't face going to a club and are home before midnight.

You look forward to watching 'The X Factor' on a Saturday night followed by Match of the Day and then bed.

Im getting on a fair bit,, but would never dream of watching that Shite !!

 

[clairepartyring]

When it rains you hear somebody say '' it will do the garden good'' !

 

[Balti Pie]

You do an adebayor celbration in a football game and fuck up your leg

 

[scall11]

old people tell you the same story over and over again, they always repeat themselves.

Ha ha ha!!! I got the joke mate (double post), think it went over some people's heads! But I got it, PMSL