You know you're a blue when........

[malg]

When the world and his wife knows you are signing Haaland but your not saying anything until it's officially announced on the OS.

Fucking 100%. This is me.

 

[malg]

2-0 up v Newcastle at half time and Dias is injured.

Loads of Blues thinking ...FUCK......just don't concede and play this out.

Everyone else in the country thinking City will just control this and win 4-0 or 5-0.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I still think we're not going to win the league :S

 

[SCEtoAUX]

The wife has gone to the shops and you watch Haaland rather than pornhub.

 

[plattlanebenches]

The wife has gone to the shops and you watch Haaland rather than pornhub.

Thought they were one and the same thing.

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

When your dad brings you back a rosette from the 76 LC final - back when they still did them :).
God rest his soul

 

[blue b4 the moon]

When you use the 5-1 date as an alarm code, brings a nice smile to my face every single day.

 

[whipper]

When you have your York City away match programme framed in the bathroom.

 

[Lost in space]

When you can spend a summer beating away raggy criticisms by uttering three words.

THIRTY
FIVE
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