You know you're a blue when........

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

How astute was that

I've seen dozens of City two goal leads pissed up both on the spirals at The Etihad, and the gents' pissoir at the North Stand at Maine Road.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

When you can’t help yourself and still have to cover over United magazines/calendars etc in WH Smith with any random non-United ones

 

[berryblue]

When you walk away from the Bernabeu Stadium shaking your head, then thinking, we can still win the PL.

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

When you get trolled by fans of Leeds, Villa and Forest when we get knocked out of the Champions League, when none of their clubs ever won the competition, they won a straight knock-out cup long ago.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

When you do a Wanky Hands sign whenever you drive past united fans.
Bonus if they see you, but do it even if they're looking away. Wife disowns me.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

1.Even when the final whistle has gone and we have won, you still expect the result to be declared null & void for some reason.

2. You also expect to wake up one morning and the takeover by Sheikh Mansour, and all that has happened since has been a dream.

3.You just knew the other night against Madrid that when we were winning, Madrid would still beat us.

4. Personality wise your not just a glass half empty type.In addition the glass has a crack in it at the bottom, and the remaining contents are draining away.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

When i meet Littlepool fans on Turdsday and i can accept City blew it against Madrid. Manchester Shitty i say to them, while patting the badge, they realise i can accept City losing and I'm able to smile at myself and my team. Even though i was hurting inside.

 

[wythenshaweblue£££]

When you’re 6 mins away from a champions league final and ready to click confirm booking flights to Paris and don’t press it till the final whistle.

 

[Bandofblues]

When the world and his wife knows you are signing Haaland but your not saying anything until it's officially announced on the OS.

 

[malg]

When you get trolled by fans of Leeds, Villa and Forest when we get knocked out of the Champions League, when none of their clubs ever won the competition, they won a straight knock-out cup long ago.

That was harder to qualify for.